Somebody still loves you boris yeltsin

[j3wman]

The tale of Boris Yeltsin the loveable cb7 with a heart of gold (and PGM-Fi)

FOR SALE $2500 OBO



So im gonna make a Project Car Chronicle of my accord Boris Yeltsin, he was born in 1992 in Marysville, Ohio. He has 4 doors, a grey interior and a charcoal exterior. When he was born Soichiro Honda personally endowed a LX badge on this car with magical adhesive (validity of this statement is debatable) which stuck with it until me and WannabeG decided to debadge him for its first mod. Well after a few months of him getting his automatic ass throughly kicked to the nth degree, the tranny took a crap so since my parents didnt want to pay the $200 more or whatever for a manual swap he got a tranny from a 96 accord EX (wooh exotic wooooo). heres what he looked like around zen...
note the steelies (one of which i later sold to my manager as full sized spare tire)





Boris got some new shoes eventually thanks to an awkward italian man whos first name was also his initials. said shoes shown here... (Enkei RS6s)



well boris's exhaust and stereo gradually took a crap as time went on. the stereo went when his owner decided that he needed Shell ass gas when he was in a pinch. and the exhaust fell apart after scraping it on a over sized speed bump which naber cleared with no problem in his giant ass friggin f150. So for a while boris had no rectum to his lower digestive tract so he farted everywhere he walked and/or ran. Well after his owner got sick of everything in the damn world resonating as he went about his daily life. So he decided to take boris on an epic trek across Hyboria (aka wisconsin) along side king conan (aka my dad) to see his uncle march in the chicago gay pride parade (hes not really gay he just does it for work and no hes not a male stripper) when boris and his owners dad got to chicago. boris went to south chicago (no not southside chicago this place is far more evil and hateful) with his owner and his cousin's bfs Audi a4 to have new exhaust done. So boris for the awesome price of $80 got a straight pipe with a cat deleted and replaced with a cherrybomb. after that boris left chicago and rode off into the sunset...

[aojtin]

wow. what a beautiful story. weird enough out of all the cars at my house only one has a name and its our CB7. its name is Emmy because of the license plate XXX-EMY.

[j3wman]

okay so this is a list of the mods done to the car so far...

Engine:
Short Ram Intake
straight pipe
cherrybomb
cat delete
EGR Delete
A/C Delete (in progress)
Twin Loop Muffler
Megan 4-2-1 Headers

Exterior:
DIY Grille
Enkei RS6s
smoked tails
touch up paint
JDM turboed speed rust
MNHONDAS stickers
Cherrybomb sticker
Rising Sun hood

ICE/Interior:
Alpine Type R mids
JVC head unit -STOLEN FROM ME
Oxycleaned interior (looks like new)
Pyle Amp -STOLEN
Cerwin Vega! 15" 2 ohm subwoofer -STOLEN FROM ME
Super Nintendo hardwired in replacement of dome light -STOLEN FROM ME
Silk headliner with dragons(removed)
89 Prelude drivers seat "My Velvet Throne"

future mods:
Domo Heat shield
megan coilovers
Rota J-Mag 15" rims
turbo
red leather SE interior
tangband front speakers
red HID high beams
5000k HID low beams
90-91 headlight/grille/tail light swap
fresh black paint
90-91 DIY grille
legend lip
rear disc swap

[j3wman]

dated engine pic from like early august...

[j3wman]

Rising sun hood

[j3wman]

most recent pic...
not hoodless anymore tho

[hatchbone]

my hatchs name is melbatrose from dazed and confuzed. its good to name them

[j3wman]

i named mine boris yeltsin cuz its a lot like the real boris yeltsin. he drinks a lot (like 12 mpg), doesnt do anything very fast (130hp mmmm), and desoite all of this is very loveable

[hatchbone]

Originally Posted by j3wman

i named mine boris yeltsin cuz its a lot like the real boris yeltsin. he drinks a lot (like 12 mpg), doesnt do anything very fast (130hp mmmm), and desoite all of this is very loveable

lol i got a truck like that

[cxjon]

clean your egr

[Stealthmode]

Boris, you dirty slut. I can't help but not want to cut your nugget off. You're OK with me.

[2000_IntegraGS]

HAHAHA this thread is freakin great!!!

[j3wman]

Originally Posted by cxjon

clean your egr

theres a lotta stuff i wanna do like just do a full egr delete but i need to get a coolant line to do that and i gotta buy a nipple for the IM

Originally Posted by hatchbone

lol i got a truck like that

lemme guess a 9th gen f150

[j3wman]

updated pics of my car.....

[Chase]

I cant beilive im saying this but I actually like the one with the rising sun hood, haha. I have to make me a thread like this.

[j3wman]

u sure do chase, and im making a point to prove every single hater wrong i refuse to ditch this car now until its absolutely perfect, even if i get another car ill have this sitting in the garage with 2xx,xxx miles on it

[KOUZIE]

Great stories man..
You call it a "he" so now you need a "she' LOL..

btw, car looks clean..

[LoveNhate5818]

car is also a show winner

[brad]

nice and clean

[cxjon]

parking ramps #1 photo taking place for photoshoots

[j3wman]

Originally Posted by LoveHate5818

car is also a show winner

this is true it beat 2000integrags's teg for best exterior appearently.

[j3wman]

Megan 4-2-1 Headers done last saturday. Just got mah OBX Twin loop ill get some cash and get whispering eye to install it before the accord meet. after that comes the next big step SUSPENSION....

[LoveNhate5818]

slam that bitch!

[j3wman]

depends on how the muffler sits if it sits really low like i think it will im gonna put a lip on it and drop it 2.5"

[LoveNhate5818]

there you go. hopefully the exhaust tucks under very nice. then lip it.
Home Depot garden plastic stuff makes a great cheap lip. just something you can engineer